Murphy's Law ; If anything can go wrong it will.
O'Tooles Reply ; Murphy was an optimist.
Life's greatest satisfactions include,
Getting the last laugh,
Having the last word,
And paying the last installment.
Life is to be enjoyed,
Because we never get out of it alive.
Health,
The slowest possible way one can die.
A small drip,
Can soon become a rushing torrent.
The unexpected,
Always happens.
You cannot clean up this world with soft soap,
It takes a lot of grit.
The best way to appreciate your job,
Is to imagine yourself without one.
He that knows nothing,
Doubts nothing.
The kiss of the song for pardon,
The song of the bird for mirth,
You are nearer God's heart in a garden,
Than anywhere else on Earth.
Don't be irreplaceable,
If you can't be replaced,
You can't be promoted.
The least important you are on the table of the organization,
The more you will be missed if you don't turn up for work.
Learn
from your parent's mistakes,
Use birth control.
Experience is something you don't get,
Until just after you need it.
No one is listening,
Until you make a mistake.
He who hesitates,
Is probably right.
