How can you be over the hill,
If you never get to the top?
If you try to fail and succeed,
What have you done?
If you don't know what you're doing,
You won't know when to quit.
A used car is not always,
What it's jacked up to be.
Reality is for people,
Who lack imagination.
There is a difference,
Between hearing and listening.
A closed mouth,
Gathers no foot.
Don't wait for a light to appear at the end of the tunnel,
Stride down and light the thing yourself.
A good wife,
Makes a good husband.
Death is a great leveller.
An untidy desk,
An untidy mind.
Success always occurs in private,
Failure in full view.
You are making progress if every mistake you make,
Is a new one.
Life is what you do,
Before you die.
Only a pessimist complains about the noise,
When opportunity knocks.
Light travels faster than the speed of sound,
Which is why some people,
Appear bright, until they begin to speak.
Always remember your lies.
Our character is what we do,
When we think no one is looking.
Pain is inevitable,
Suffering is optional.
Are the result of human stupidity.
We are not put on Earth to see through one another,
But to see one another through.
Outnumber the rules.
It's smart to pick your friends,
But not to pieces.
If you don't know where you're going,
Any road will take you there.
Stop looking for yourself,
People who keep a stiff upper lip,
Find it dammed hard to smile.
Any fool can criticise, condemn and complain,
And most fools do.
Everyone has a photographic memory,
Some just don't have film.
Anger makes your mouth,
Work faster than your mind.
It's hard to make a comeback,
When you haven't been anywhere.
I used to have an open mind,
But my brains kept falling out.
Wrinkled is not one of the things I want to be,
When I grow up.
Don't ever confuse an open mind,
With one that is vacant.
Filthy, stinking, rich,
Well, two out of three isn't bad.
Remember, half the people in the world,
Must be below average.
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