Is a Postman a man of letters?

Should all Lawyers be named "Sue"?

Does a Milliner keep it under his hat?

Does a Solicitor solicit for a living?

Does a Curtain maker just hang around?

Is being an Aviculturalist for the birds?

Is a Cleaner spic 'n span?

Is a Estate Agent for real?

Who does a Teller tell?

Does a Nun get anything?

Does a Mathematician multiply himself?

Does a Bandsman face the music?

Does a Guitarist pluck himself?

Does a Vulcanologist blow his top?

Does a Tennis Player make a racket?

Is a knife sharpener blunt?

Is a Boxer a bit of a pug?

Does an Engineer cross his bridges?

Does a pie man have his fingers in lots of pies?

Does a Doctor bury his mistakes?

Does a Butter Maker spread himself thinly?

Does a Baseball Player ever run away from home?

Does a Torch Maker ever see the light?

Is a Drummer beaten?

Does a Bee-keeper sting you?

Does a Book Maker have a bit each way?

Does an Assayer talk to asses?

Does a Detailer cut off tails?

Does a Mayor give you a gee up?

Does a Bricklayer drive you up the wall?

Does a Ten Pin Bowler get skittled?

Does an Archaeologist live in the past?

Does a Clergyman listen to soul music?

Is a Musician in tune with himself?

Does a Diver get in too deep?

Does a Hairdresser streak?

Does a Shoe Repairer get into soul searching?

Does a Linesman get strung out?

Does a Swimmer splash out?

Is an Artist in the frame?

Does a Shot Putter give a toss?

Was the Politician in labour through being liberal?

Does a Chain Maker have a missing link?

Site Main Index Page
Click On Knight To Return To Main Index Page

Puns Page Three
Click On Knight To Go To Next Page

"Puns Page Three"

It Would Be Appreciated If You Signed My Guest Book

Click On Knight To Sign

Sign Guestbook Blank View Guest Book

E-Mail This Link
Enter recipient's e-mail:

Fill Out Your E-mail Address
To Receive My Site Updates!
Subscribe Unsubscribe
Hosting By

Main Image, Backgrounds, Borders And Divider By

Music Playing Is

"In The Morning Light"

Music ©Copyright Bruce DeBoer
Logo Bruce DeBoer ~ Click To Visit

"Used With Permission"

Please Do Not Copy Music From This Site.

Web Master ~ Dark Blue Knight