This collection of puns was put together by Dark Blue Knight in order to try and bring a little laughter into your life.
Just to write something a bit different. I sat down one day and put together a collection of Puns based on various jobs. They are simply meant to make you smile and no offence is intended against any person. For Non-Australian readers I apologise, perhaps some of the lines I have used are based on Australian slang and euphemisms and may not be understood by you. However I am sure there is still more than enough to lighten your day. Feel free to share any with your friends, they are for your enjoyment.
As far as I am aware they are all my own creations. I hope you have a bit of a giggle. This collection was written in 1999.