Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway,
And keep junk in the garage?
What is a shin?
A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Ever wonder about those people who spend money on Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards ~ Naive
If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea,
Does that mean that one enjoys it?
If people from Poland are called Poles,
Why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy,
As much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice,
Is it disgruntled?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist,
But a person who drives a racecar not called a racist?
If lawyers are disbarred,
And clergyman defrocked,
Doesn't it follow,
That electricians can be delighted,
Tree surgeons debarked,
And dry cleaners depressed.
Do Lipton Tea employees,
Take coffee breaks?
What hair colour,
Do they put on the driver's licence of bald men?
You never really learn to swear,
Until you learn to drive.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag,
And garments in a suitcase?
Is a mistress,
Something between a mister and a mattress?
Why isn't phonetic,
Spelled the way it sounds?
If work is so terrific,
Why do they have to pay you to do it?
Who was the cruel person,
Who put an "S" in the word lisp?
If a word is misspelled in a dictionary,
How would we ever know?
If swimming is good for the figure,
How do you explain whales?
Do married people live longer than single people,
Or does it just seem longer?
How come abbreviated,
Is such a long word?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary,
Where did he get all the words?
How does skating on thin ice,
Get you into hot water?
Why are they called grandstands,
When they are made for sitting in?
Why is it we recite at a play,
And play at a recital?
Why do doctors call what they do,
What happens if you are scared half to death,
If you jog backwards,
Do you gain weight?
Why do scientists call it research?
When they are looking for something new.
Why does sour cream,
Have an expiration date?
Does a reverse side,
Have a reverse side?
Why do we wash bath towels,
Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't Tarzan,
Have a beard?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
Why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If all those psychics know the winning lotto numbers,
Why are they still working?
Is there another word,
Why did kamikaze pilots,
If a shop is open twenty-four hours a day every day of the year,
Why are there locks on the doors?
Why is the alphabet in that order,
Is it because of that song?
Why is it called after dark,
When it is really after light?
Why is a man who invests all your money,
Called a broker?
Why are wise men and wise guys,
Where do swear words,
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks,
Is that good?
Why can't you make another word,
Using all the letters in anagram?
Why do we say something is out of whack,
What is a whack?
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