Why do overlook and oversee,
Mean opposite things?



Why in a country of free speech,
Do we have telephone bills?



How come wrong numbers,
Are never busy?



Does killing time,
Damage eternity?



Why is it called lipstick,
If you can still move your lips?



Why is the third hand on a watch,
Called a second hand?



Why does night fall,
And day break?



If Barbie is so popular,
Why do you have to buy all her friends?



Why do signs that say "Slow Children",
Have a picture of a running child?



Why do they call it chilli,
If it's so hot?



If vegetarians eat vegetables,
What do humanitarians eat?



When two vehicles almost collide,
Why do they call it a near miss?



If a deaf person swears,
Does his mother wash his hands with soap?



Why are there life jackets under the seats of aircraft,
Instead of parachutes?



Do wet hens,
Really get mad?



Doesn't expecting the unexpected make,
The unexpected become the expected?



If you get into a taxi and he drove backwards,
Would he end up owing you money?



Do you need a silencer,
If you're going to shoot a mime?



Why do they call them standard options,
When you have to pay extra for them?



Why are they called apartments,
When they are all stuck together?



Should you trust a stockbroker,
Who is married to a travel agent?



If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide,
Is it called a hostage situation?



When sign writers go on strike,
Is there anything written on their signs?



Why don't sheep shrink,
When it rains?



If a parsley farmer is sued,
Do they garnish his wages?



Why do they lock petrol station rest rooms,
Are they afraid someone will clean them?



If police arrest a mime do they have to tell him,
He has the right to remain silent?



Why do they call it a television set,
When you only get one?



If you are born again,
Do you have two belly buttons?



If horrific means to make horrible,
Shouldn't terrific mean to make terrible?



Is it possible,
To have a civil war?



Do Chinese mothers use toothpicks,
To teach their babies how to feed themselves?



If all the world is a stage,
Where is the audience sitting?



If you ate pasta and antipasta,
Would you still be hungry?



If a book about failures doesn't sell,
Is it considered a success?







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